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🛸 Mission: Investigate, Explore & Waddle 👽

Alien Squirka has traveled across the galaxy in search of strange worlds, mysterious discoveries, and—most importantly—proof that she is absolutely, definitely, unquestionably a squirrel.

Her mission on Earth is to explore new places, meet unusual lifeforms, investigate anything shiny, and gather evidence about the strange customs of humans and their rubber ducks.

Take Squirka somewhere new, snap a photo of her adventure, and help this curious cosmic traveler continue her investigation of Planet Earth!

🛸 Origin Story 👽
Where No Duck Has Gone Before...

Alien Squirka arrived on Earth after detecting strange energy signals coming from the Bowling Green Duck Pond.

At first, she believed she had discovered an advanced duck civilization. After several minutes of observation, she revised her theory to: “adorable, chaotic, and possibly snack-motivated.”

Squirka quickly became fascinated with shiny objects, rubber ducks, and the mysterious Earth custom known as “collecting things for no clear reason.”

Although she insists she is a squirrel, most experts remain unconvinced. Squirka considers this a failure of Earth science, not a flaw in her story.

She now travels the world gathering evidence, making friends, and helping Squirko investigate the Great Galactic Acorn.

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