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🛸 Mission: Investigate, Explore & Waddle 👽

Alien Squirka has traveled across the galaxy in search of strange worlds, mysterious discoveries, and—most importantly—proof that she is absolutely, definitely, unquestionably a squirrel.

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Her mission on Earth is to explore new places, meet unusual lifeforms, investigate anything shiny, and gather evidence about the strange customs of humans and their rubber ducks.

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Take Squirka somewhere new, snap a photo of her adventure, and help this curious cosmic traveler continue her investigation of Planet Earth!

🛸 Origin Story 👽
Where No Duck Has Gone Before...

Alien Squirka arrived on Earth after detecting strange energy signals coming from the Bowling Green Duck Pond.

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At first, she believed she had discovered an advanced duck civilization. After several minutes of observation, she revised her theory to: “adorable, chaotic, and possibly snack-motivated.”

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Squirka quickly became fascinated with shiny objects, rubber ducks, and the mysterious Earth custom known as “collecting things for no clear reason.”

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Although she insists she is a squirrel, most experts remain unconvinced. Squirka considers this a failure of Earth science, not a flaw in her story.

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She now travels the world gathering evidence, making friends, and helping Squirko investigate the Great Galactic Acorn.

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